Welcome to Ladyparts

In which I try out this platform to see how it works

“This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. If this had been an actual emergency…” Remember that? Followed by the obnoxiously loud tone?

I promise this won’t be that. In fact, it might not be anything. I’m testing it out, seeing how it feels. I already fucked up this morning, sending out that baby photo email, which was supposed to be a placeholde…