“This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. If this had been an actual emergency…” Remember that? Followed by the obnoxiously loud tone?
I promise this won’t be that. In fact, it might not be anything. I’m testing it out, seeing how it feels. I already fucked up this morning, sending out that baby photo email, which was supposed to be a placeholde…
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